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by on March 16, 2010

Dude Was Wearing Only his Tattoos and Waggling the Biggest Dick I’d Ever Seen

Terry Richardson, my personal hero and unofficial mentor, has been getting a lot of flack lately for getting 19 year old girls to pose for pictures naked and perform naughty acts. The Gloss is claiming that Terry’s a pervert and provided some rant from a girl that said she felt “dirty” after spending a few hours naked in front of the camera man. We’ve got some excerpts from the highly sexual, NSFW recount after the jump.

- The article claims models are scared to speak out against Terry for fear of sounding like an anti-fun crusaders or blacklisting.

- The non-model “felt bad about” posing for Terry and claims he left her “feeling like I needed to take two showers”. Most people feel that way without posing for him sweetie.

- He initially took photos of the girl at a Suicide Girls Pin-Up Magazine party. Suicide Girls are basically over glorified porn stars, for those who don’t know.

- “He spoke in the effeminate tones of someone trying very hard not to come off as sexually threatening despite the fact that he was basically walking around in a hipster pedophile costume … He asked me to call him Uncle Terry and I obliged.” But surprisingly, this was not “weird”.

- “The second time was the weird one. I told him I had my period so I wanted to keep my underwear on, and he asked me to take my tampon out for him to play with. “I love tampons!” he said, in that psychotically upbeat way that temporarily convinces so many girls that what’s fun for Uncle Terry is fun for them.” – Tampons = NOT FUN!!!!

- According to the article, Terry is fond of interesting teas. “I politely declined his offer to make tea out of my bloody cunt plug. It was then that he decided to just get naked.” Vomit.

- Funniest part ever… “Before I could say “whoa, whoa, whoa!” dude was wearing only his tattoos and waggling the biggest dick I’d ever seen dangerously close to my unclothed person (granted, I hadn’t seen very many yet). “Why don’t you take some pictures of me?” he asked. Um, sure.” Um, right…

- The non-model then claims that Terry is a name dropper, talking about “his upcoming Miu Miu shoot with Maggie Gyllenhall and Billy Crudup, wondering aloud if he could get the kid from Elephant to model, and suggesting I come upstate with him and his fab celebufriends.”

- Terry then asks the girl to give him a handjob and the girl complains that he was “aiming low”.

- The girls only reason for not saying no to Terry’s request was that she felt she’d be a “killjoy” and that Terry’s assistants seemed “so stoked” about the whole thing. Girl, no means no, but it doesn’t mean no if you NEVER SAY IT!!!

- She mentions final exams and Terry replies, “if you make me come, you get an A.” After a quick wank, Terry busts and his assistant hands her a towel.

- Terry then offers her a signed print as payment for her services, but she refused at the time cause she felt gross. Now in hindsight she states she “wouldn’t mind collecting that print”.

Personally, I don’t think this makes Terry a pervert or a creepo. He’s just a dude with a big cock, a camera and a way with getting “Girls Gone Wild” on model wannabe’s. Now if only he can make some videos and sell them late night, we might have ourselves a real artistic Joe Francis to appreciate.


Dude Was Wearing Only his Tattoos and Waggling the Biggest Dick I’d Ever Seen


Contributed by Saynt

Fashion Indie's Big Poppa.