Oh, Calvin Klein. Like you didn’t know that Eva Mendes’ nip slip wouldn’t cause controversy!!! You sneaky devils. You knew all us bloggers would write about it giving you a ton of free publicity. Great job on getting us all on board. You just saved a shit load on buying TV air time and will probably get just amount of coverage on your Youtube video…

Come to think about it. That’s a great idea. I’m working on a commercial right this second that will feature gratuitous balledge from yours truly. Then I’m gonna try to get it on TV. Write a press release when it’s banned. Post it on YouTube. And make my video viral.

Oh joy for Youtube.