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Edited by on November 23 2010 at 4:22 PM


Oprah‘s audience literally shat itself during the very very last of her “Favorite Things” episodes. Out of pure excitement and fantasy-fulfillment euphoria, several members of the audience simply lost control of their bowels. Especially this lady. Find out why after the jump.

This is what the studio audience received in the first part of O’s Faves:

Philip Stein limited edition Oprah 25th anniversary watch with 58 handset diamonds ($2,475)
Flannel Tory Tote ($250) and Reva Ballerina Flat ($195) by Tory Burch
Nikon D3100 Digital SLR camera ($700)
Cashmere sweater by Ralph Lauren and throw ($498)
Judith Ripka eclipse earrings ($525)
Oprah hair stylist Andre Walker’s shampoo and hair kit ($65)
Lafco House candle set ($55 each)
Breville panini press from Williams-Sonoma ($100)
Kyocera ceramic knife ($75)
Beecher’s handmade mac and cheese
Baker’s Edge brownie and lasangne pans/Ghiradelli brownie mix
A Course in Weight Loss
Decoded by Jay-Z
5-year Netflix membership
52-inch 3D Bravia Sony television ($3,600)
Sony Blue-Ray player and movie collection
Kiva gift card courtesy Groupon
elfa custom-built Container Store closet ($1000)
“O” Store long-sleeve v-neck T-shirt ($38)
Lululemon drawstring pant ($98)
Four pairs of Nike “Free run +” shoes ($85)
7-day United/Royal Caribbean Allure of the Seas cruise

And just when they thought it was over…Oprah’s Favorite Things, Part 2: Gayle’s Revenge:

iPad, with Scrabble app
Ugg sparkle boots
A Coach satchel
Magaschoni tunic and leggings
Hope in a Jar moisturizer by Philosophy
Nordstrom lingerie
Prepara Herb Saver
Chicken pot pie from Centerville Pie Company
Garrett Popcorn Shops “Oprah’s Favorite Things” tin
Le Creuset cookware
Miraclesuit blue jeans
A jewelry box from Pottery Barn
Diamond earrings from Dana Rebecca Designs
A gift card for
Mini croissants from Williams-Sonoma
Talbott Teas holiday assortment
The Book of Awakening, a book by Mark Nepo
Illuminations, an album from Josh Groban
Let It Be Me, an album from Johnny Mathis
A 2012 Volkswagen Beetle  (available for delivery May 2011)

And if that wasn’t enough, everyone also went home with the realization that they’re lives have officially peaked and it’s all downhill from here. Oprah, too, was saddened, but luckily she had an uncirculated $1500 bill (Obama on the front, the HARPO building on the back) on hand to wipe away her diamond-encrusted tears.

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Story by Lester Brathwaite

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