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by on January 27, 2012

In a nasty case of the ex-fiancé’s wily new grilfriend, the crazy bitch stabbed her man’s ex in the chest. Repeatedly. After keying her car. Meanwhile, if she was going to kill her, what was the point of keying her car? But looks like the knife wasn’t quite long enough to cause damage to any major organs. She was saved by the saline of her three-month-old breast implant.  Well kids, that’s one more reason to support plastic surgery

Fake Boobs Saved Woman from Stabbing

Had she been stabbed three months earlier pre-implants, she’d be dead as doornail. Now she’s alive, and thanks to the implant manufacturer’s warranty, they’re covering the cost of the damage. Damn, those fake titties saved her ass.

[Photo by Kirill Was Here. Source: WNDU]

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