Five Reasons Why Nobody Wants to Pay For the Ashlee Simpson Baby Photos
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have failed to find a buyer for their baby’s photos.
So Bronx Mowgli won’t be joining the annuls of celebrity spawn we actually give a fuck about. My suggestion to Ashlee is to just give this one up for adoption and try to pop out some twins with a celebrity people actually care about, maybe one of the Jonas Brothers.
Here are five reasons why no one wants photos of your bastard child, just in-case you were wondering…
1. He didn’t pop out of Angelina’s uterus.
2. The baby wasn’t born with your new nose.
3. Nobody wants to see a baby with guy liner.
4. You can’t feature Mowgli without Baloo. Disney’s rules, not our own.
5. The Economy. You can pretty much blame it for anything these days.