Highlights from Arnold Schwarzenegger at his Lowest Point Yet Edited by Jessica Lapidos on May 19 2011 at 1:24 PM And in his most bizarre role yet, screwing the Republic of California, his family and the maids. And the conception of his love child might have looked something like this… Crotch rocket shot from T2 – during which he was definitely getting it on with the maid. @LesFabian, this nauseating duo is for you. So this is how the Kindergarten Cop treats his kids… He’s not effing around this time. Or maybe he is. More bastard children? AND one for the kids. All of them. Known and unknown. Loved and unloved. Grey studded jacket, fingerless gloves, a shot that reveals the eyes, what a machine. Careful where you point that thing. It could result in an unwanted child. Don’t step on his blue square suit. Rape and pillage the waitstaff? You'll also love... Set Phasers on Stunning: The 10 Hottest Robots of All-TimeHilarious slash Offensive Couples Halloween CostumesOprah’s Final Shows and the Alleged Apocalypse Are But Days AwayMUSE OF THE WORLD: Conan the Bastard Barbarian…Killer Weaves!…Franco Graduates NYUThe Weekly Beforecast — Missed Morsels from May 9th-13th MUSE OF THE WORLD: Terminator 5 – Separation Day, At Least One Reason to Vote Republican and Princess Charlize of Theron? Story by Jessica Lapidos I impart my daily love of light layering, thick-as-thieves platforms and undiscovered fashionable gems. I love to turn a phrase, and in truth I'm a designer at werq.