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by on August 21, 2012

We love drinking just about as much as we love getting dressed. So the only logical next step is to dress up our drinks. I’m not talking that mixology mumbo jumbo, I mean on the outside. Accessorizing the bottle that you can now shamelessly swig in public. Luckily there’s a Freaker in North Carolina that’s on the bottle styling mission already.

How To Freakin Dress Your Drink

Now, I know what your thinking: Your bottles of alcohol don’t last long enough to sustain an outfit for more than a few minutes.
Solution: Dress up your water bottle, traveling coffee cup, OJ carton, milk jug, beer bottle, that wine you’re saving for a special occasion, or any bottle at all. Really.

I use mine on my camelback water-filtering bottle (it’s cooler than it sounds, I swear.) It’s, quite literally, handy because it absorbs all the condensation from the outside so nothing in my bag gets wet, and it keeps my hands sweat free.

How To Freakin Dress Your Drink

Made like a thick tube sock without the foot (at an N.C. based sock factory), the Freaker slips around, seriously, any sized bottle. Why don’t I let the Freaks explain:

A Freaker will both conceal and jazz up your bottle in equal parts. Now drink prettier, you freaks.

They’re just $8 at Edge of Urge!


Contributed by Jessica Lapidos

I impart my daily love of light layering, thick-as-thieves platforms and undiscovered fashionable gems. I love to turn a phrase, and in truth I'm a designer at werq.