How To Look Stupid: The Tribal Head Shave

How To Look Stupid: The Tribal Head Shave

How To Look Stupid: The Tribal Head Shave

When did crazy head shaving designs even become cool? I remember Kanye West and a few rappers doing the lines in the side, but did it really evolve into a Jersey shore stupid contest? At least you can have your tribal tattoo continue onto your brainless skull, just proving to your friends and family that your unintelligence didn’t stop after the initial tattoo. The guys who have this probably think it’s so cool that their carpet matches the drapes too. 

I hate to even sugguest the idea, but I won’t be impressed until someone has the full Chutes and Ladders board shaved into the head that their unfit parents dropped them on, repeatedly. You’re better off just getting mentally challenged (noticed how I refrained from saying the “R” word there) shaved into the back of your head, or maybe tattooed on your forehead. Do the world a favor and shave your head completely, and until then I’ll be the guy on the other side of the street laughing in your face.

Gracias Retarded’s Notebook for making me feel good about myself.

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