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This is why I don’t read GQ magazine any more. Nude photo shoots featuring Streisand-faced dumpster wives who can’t seem to hold on their husbands. Jenny from the block jokes about her real relationship with Bradgelina stating that she secretly vacations them in the Hamptons. Haha, awww so sad, no?
Anyways, the 39 year old actress got the golden Photoshop treatment for her nude shots (didn’t she already do this for Rolling Stone?) and doesn’t look a day over “Blur Tool Number 5″.
Who are you trying to kid Aniston? You can’t endure months under Vince Vaughn and not emerge without a couple of stretch marks and cigarette burns.
Someone impregnate this woman immediately, I think this is closest thing we’ve seen to a celebrity classified ad…