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Kanye West Can Suck Balls. He’s Not My Generations Voice!!!

Kanye West Can Suck Balls. Hes Not My Generations Voice!!! photo

“I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade, I will be the loudest voice,” Kanye insists. “It’s me settling into that position of just really accepting that it’s one thing to say you want to do it and it’s another thing to really end up being like Michael Jordan.”

“There were people who had the potential to do it but they went on vacation, so when Justin [Timberlake] went on vacation I made albums. And it just came out to be that.”

Kanye West has decided to open his overrated trap to diss Justin Timberlake. Listen buddy, you made a couple of good albums, but in terms of influencing this generation and being it’s voice, your quickly aging ass is a little off the mark.

Kanye West Can Suck Balls. Hes Not My Generations Voice!!! photo

Let me break it down for you as to why Justin Timberlake kicks your ass in just about everything.

1. He’s a movie star. Your ass is too ugly to get a role, plus pouty, bitching black dude just doesn’t fit into too many movie scripts.

2. He bangs some of the hottest starlets ever, Britney (in her prime), Jessica Biel, Scarjo, Cameron Diaz. You’ve settled for some baby momma fashion designer wannabe.

3. He has a successful clothing line, William Rast. Compared to your shitastic Pastelle.

4. He’s hilarious. Dick-in-a-box = Comic Gold!!! You’re moody and take yourself way to seriously.

5. Justin starts trends you’d actually want to imitate and might be singlehandedly responsible for the elevated style of the sloppy youth (vests, fedoras, button-down shirts and dress slacks started with JT). You’ve brought us shitty hair shavings and venetian blind sunglasses.

6. Southern Hospitality is just about one of the coolest restaurants in the city. What have you contributed to my stomach lately?

7. Justin can dance. He is a performer and not just a rapper.  Plus, he can beatbox. You need Daft Punk for back-ups.

8. Your biggest contribution to music is Jesus Walks, which will totally seem idiotic when the scientist finally disprove that God-thing in 2020. Come on, you know it’s coming.

9. His mother is still alive. Oh, too soon…

Basically Kanye, you’ve released some good songs, but your overall contribution to my generation is minimal. Quit blowing hot air out your ass face cause you’re stinking up the music scene and get too work on making your contribution worth our attention.

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