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by on August 28, 2012

Breaking news, Kate Upton is in a bikini top. Ok, so this news isn’t exactly breaking, but the famously racy GQ cover girl has landed a campaign with three other supermodels for SkullCandy headphones and she’s in her usual uniform. Her underwear.

Kate Upton Cant Even Model Headphones Without her Boobs Out

It’s nice to see that Kate Upton who’s more famous for her rack than her high fashion editorials, is in a campaign with veteran supermodels, Jessica Stam, Chanel Iman, and fellow Sports Illustrated model Chrissy Teigan. But unfortunately for Kate, she cannot shed her va-va-voom past.

When compared to the other models in her SkullCandy campaign, Kate’s wardrobe choices are decidedly sexier; including a bikini top, a loose fitting sweatshirt with no pants, and another bikini top with a leather jacket over it. But you’ve got to give Kate credit for at least knowing what she’s best at doing and that’s pushing her boobs together. Maybe it helps the sound quality of the headphones, but whatever Kate Upton does with clothes on is becoming more and more irrelevant as she lands cover after cover with her boobs out. Hopefully her career isn’t as short lived as the bouncibility of her 19-year old rack is and we will see her in some more serious fashion work. Until then, just boobs.

If breasts aren’t your thing, then flip through the rest of the SkullCandy campaign below.


Contributed by Emily Draznik

Chicago transplant and aspiring gay icon. I hold the belief that puns are the highest form of humor and love writing about fashion and everything in between.