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Holy Photoshop, Kelly Besimon
looks good, looks terrifying, is on the cover of the September issue of Shape Magazine. What does she have to say about the spray painted, Stretch Armstrong version of herself? ”My body is like a Ferrari. I know what it needs to run well — and that doesn’t include drugs, alcohol, or cigarettes.” Sure Kelly. No lack of alcohol in the world could stop your over tanned skin from ruching like an Alexander Wang backpack. You’re 41, nothing to be ashamed about, just play the part.
Here’s Kelly’s reaction to seeing her “before” cover shot…