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Edited by on January 9 2012 at 6:23 PM

On the heels of the announcement that Kim Kardashian and her secondary sisters will be “immortalized” as Barbie dolls, we came up with these possible plastic ¬†incarnations. May we introduce you to the many (read: three) faces of Barbdashian.

Unlike her real-life counterpart, Barbdashian actually can hold down a 9 to 5. And she’s got the power suit to prove it. Get outta her way, boys, Barb’s ready to smash the glass ceiling — preferably with Kris Humphries‘ head.

Story by Lester Brathwaite

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