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by on August 8, 2012

Reportedly Mother Monster, Lady Gaga, is hooking up Hollywood trash bag Lindsay Lohan with a starring role as a video hoe in an upcoming music video for her highly anticipated album ARTPOP

Lilo Lands Role in Lady Gagas Newest Music Video

Looks the like the music industry isn’t done with “actress” Lindsay Lohan just yet. Reports are stating that pop-royalty Lady Gaga will be casting the troubled drug-addict celebrity in a new music video for her upcoming album ARTPOP.

This is yet another event in a string of ploys to try and revamp LiLo’s dying legitimate acting career. More famous for her many mishaps in her 26 years of life than her acting, Lindsay has been trying (and ultimately failing) to shape up her public image. Following her role as Elizabeth Taylor in the highly publicized biopic Liz & Dick and her role in the Bret Easton Ellis film costarring with male porn star James Deen, the starlets met up last month at the Chateau Marmont accompanied by Lana Del Rey.

It’s very possible that Gaga and Lohan were exchanging acting tips (Gaga’s slated to star in Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills) and drug deals at the Hollywood hotel when they hatched the scheme to cast Lohan in a music video.

Gaga, who’s been on a publicity roll with the release of her fragrance Fame, has a relatively clean public image. There are no court dates or Alcoholics Annonymous meetings on Gaga’s itinerary and we’d preferably like to keep it that way. Unfortunately for Lohan, those under the influence of her train wreck life only get burned and more importantly is Gaga about to follow in her footsteps? Until then, this pairing is like a car wreck waiting to happen… and we can’t seem to look away.



Contributed by Emily Draznik

Chicago transplant and aspiring gay icon. I hold the belief that puns are the highest form of humor and love writing about fashion and everything in between.