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Lindsay Lohan Banned From the Chateau Marmont

Finally some news worth writing about. Hollywood train wreck Lindsay Lohan may have no where to turn after this latest scandal because after refusing to pay a $46,350 tab at the Chateau Marmont, she has since been banned.

Lindsay Lohan Banned From the Chateau Marmont

Actress Lindsay Lohan may soon be very homeless after the Hollywood starlet got banned from the famous celeb hangout Chateau Marmont. Where will she go? Where will she turn? Where will she meet her drug dealers? There are so many questions buzzing around in our heads that we probably won’t sleep for days.

Lindsay is in fact one of the first celebrities to get the boot from the famous hotel and that’s saying something considering lots of debauchery has occurred in the famous hot-spot since it first opened its doors in 1927.

According to TMZ, they acquired the eviction notice that the Chateau Marmont’s general manager sent Lohan after she had been holed up for 47 days in the Sunset Boulevard hotel in June and July and refused to pay her tab.

So how did Lohan manage to acquire such a massive tab? Lohan apparently smoked 49 packs of $14 cigarettes, ran up a $3,145 mini-bar bill, spent $2,000 at the Chateau’s in-house restaurant, and then charged $700 in room service on top of the cost of her room.

But the saddest thing is that not even the local jail will house Lohan. The L.A. County District Attorney’s office decided not to prosecute Lohan in connection with the recent accusal of jewelry theft as the “potential eyewitness” refused to step forward. Where might we find Lohan taking shelter? Hopefully the star can pull herself up by her hooker boot straps and will only have to sleep on Samantha Ronson’s couch for only a week or so.

Written by Emily Draznik

Chicago transplant and aspiring gay icon. I hold the belief that puns are the highest form of humor and love writing about fashion and everything in between.