turtle threesome

Possibly the greatest Black Friday press release ever. XOXO will be featuring a little “threesome” action in their windows to celebrate the busiest shopping day of the year. A very happy holiday indeed.

Here’s the actual play by play of what you can expect in the windows of XOXO. You can’t make this shit up…

- She’s in the window. She’s alone. She’s hot. She’s almost naked.

- She’s not looking at you.

- Why’s she there?

- Now there’s two of them. Are they flirting? Did those girls just…?

- Should I be looking at them? Am I supposed to be looking at them?

- Now there’s a guy. A very lucky guy. How’d he get in there? Where do I sign up?

- What is this? Is this theatre? Is this one of those art pop-up things? Is this marketing?

It’s a fun, sexy, sophisticated window-theatre for XOXO.

Check us out: SW corner of 38th St. and 5th Ave., November 27 through Dec 6, 12-2:30 pm and 4:30-8:30 pm.

You’ll never know what will be going on when. We promise it’ll always be hot. She’ll never be looking at you.

You’ll always be looking at her. Should you be? You won’t be able to stop yourself.

XOXO