Madonna is Pissed. On Manhunt for Photo Leaker.
Remember the terrifying before photos from Madonna’s Dolce & Gabbana photoshoot. Well Madonna knows the images are on the internet (who taught her how to use a computer?!?) and is on the search for the person who leaked them…
I hear the punishment for the person who released them is to become Madonna’s new Jesus Luz. That means daily diving into her dusty clam searching for left over Alex Rodriquez pearls and getting rammed by Madge’s ego everytime you try to have your own thought.
I think the greatest quote on those photos comes from ONTD, “Holy crap, look at those hands! Wasn’t staring at them for five minutes one of the old challenges on Fear Factor before it was canceled? Yep, I’m pretty sure it was. There’s no sense looking that up because I know I’m right.”
If you were the guy who released these I suggest you hide. I heard Madonna has gained telekinetic powers from all the facelifts and collagen injections she’s had over the years so watch your ass.