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Edited by on April 28 2011 at 6:07 PM

- Everyone has their own way of grieving. Some people lock themselves away for months, some turn to the bottle, and some, like Joe Jackson, exploit the hell out of their son’s legacy. The loving patriarch of the Jackson clan is not only planning a “tribute” Michael Jackson perfume, but also a line of ice cream that will smell and taste like the embodiment of sadness, respectively. [Oh Not They Didn't!]

- This is perhaps the creepiest and least delectable treat I’ve seen since Katy Perry‘s Candyland homage in “California Gurls”: Baptiste Giabiconi dipped in chocolate. The idea sounds delicious but the finished product makes me want to throw up (luckily, I already did that after lunch so I’m fine). Is it a statue, or is he crying for help under all those layers of chocolate? Either way, chocolate Baptiste looks sweetly sad. But after all, fame and fortune has a price and that price is clutching his chocolate-dipped hand. [Elle]

MUSE OF THE WORLD: Eau du King of Pop, Karl Dips Baptiste in Chocolate and Slut It Up the Royal Way

- Today in Douche: Alex Pettyfer and his gracious penis. The actor, best known for the cinematic tour de force Beastly starring one Ms. MK Olsen, has the words “thank you” tattooed above his phallus — as revealed in his VMAN cover story — in case he forgets to say it. So kind he is, but you don’t have to say “thank you” to your whores. Just leave the money on the dressing table, they’ll get the hint. [Refinery29]

- You too can snag a prince now that Charlotte Todd has recreated the now infamous dress that made William hot under the collar for Kate. Though you’re more likely to pick up a pimp than a prince wearing this piece of crap couture. [The Cut]

Story by Lester Brathwaite

I was center square from 1969 to 1978, during which I perfected the art of the zing as well as a crippling cocaine addiction. Bea Arthur was responsible for both. @LesFabian lester at fashionindie.com