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Muse of the World: Sin, Subways and Spaghetti

Xtina listens, Tom Ford shouts, and someone learns to keep their mouth shut when a bitch is eating her spaghetti. Plus we finally learn a thing or two about Mugler‘s mysterious muse .

Muse of the World: Sin, Subways and Spaghetti

- Christina Aguilera put down the bottle long enough to film this commercial for her new reality competition show, The Voice. The gimmick, the judges — including Maroon 5 hottie Adam Levine and Cee Lo Green of Goodie Mob, Gnarls Barkley and “The Song Otherwise Known As Forget You” fame — listen to the contestants but don’t have to look at them. The show was originally called So You Think I Care Who You Are? [Just Jared]

- Tom Ford calls the shots on the cover of Another Man. Among his many decrees: more lady boob, more male model butt, a hint of vaj, and sequins everywhere. [Design Scene]

- The sheer whore’s dress that allegedly caused Prince William to fall for Kate Middleton has been sold at auction for $125,871. Not bad for what’s essentially volleyball netting and wax paper glued together. [Fashionista]

- Nicola Formichetti’s muse, Rick Genest/Zombie Boy/Rico was homeless and had thousands of dollars in fines, making it impossible for him to leave his native Montreal for the Mugler show in Paris. That is until Formichetti paid said fines out of pocket and the gods of fashion granted the young Zombie Boy a free pass(port). [Hint]

- This video is a perfect example of why you don’t eat on the subway…or eat carbs..or eat. [NY Post]

- And this woman is a perfect example of why you should use kegels for good and not for evil.[Jalopnik]

- And this video is an example of…well, I don’t really know what it’s an example of but seeing a fur coat literally come to life has to be an example of something. [elRellano]

Written by Lester Brathwaite

I was center square from 1969 to 1978, during which I perfected the art of the zing as well as a crippling cocaine addiction. Bea Arthur was responsible for both. @LesFabian lester dot brathwaite at gmail