Edited by Lester Brathwaite on
Natalie: “Let’s just stop acting.”
Mila: “Shut. Up. I was just thinking that.”
Natalie: “We proved ourselves, right?”
Mila: “Whatevs, I used to be on a show with Ashton Kutcher. People are surprised I still have a career.”
Natalie: “You know, I’m going to do a movie about best friends who just happen to have sex.”
Mila: “Nat, get out of my head. And back into my bed so I can continue sapphing it up with you.”
The experience of filming Black Swan (which I finally saw yesterday and am still recovering from) must have been so intense the two pint-sized actresses decided they needed a little break. They obviously got very close during filming as they (spoiler alert) became the same person.
Natalie stars in No Strings Attached with Mila’s former boyfriend, Michael Kelso, about friends who become friends with benefits. Meanwhile, Mila stars with that guy from *NSYNC (whose album No Strings Attached was one of the seminal productions of the late-90s/early-00s boy band craze) in a movie called…Friends with Benefits.
I’m beginning to think Daron Aronofsky is behind all of this and Winona Ryder is going to show up dead at one or both of these premieres.