Edited by Matt Newman on
Nike has a 2009 Halloween line coming out, and apparently no one in Nike Town has seen Mean Girls enough to know that October 31 (and the two weekends before and after) is a time to slut up or shut up, and these shoes don’t show any kind of skin. Toe cleavage is out of the question, but orange hoarse hair isn’t? They’re called priorities Nike, get yours straight.
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