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Take a close look at this. Sure, it ‘s kind of hideous and tacky and made out of macramé and other refuse from the 90s, but this piece of hippie rubbish is the greatest narcotic accessory since Sarah Michelle Gellar‘s cokespoon cross necklace from Cruel Intentions.
Those familiar with smoking weed, aka ganja, aka reefer, aka Mary Jane, aka giggle leaf — which is certainly no one at FashionIndie — might recognize this as a “pipe.” One end is a bowl with a filter and the other end has a little bead that when unscrewed reveals the mouthpiece. But these little beauties aren’t just for marijuana — though if anyone asks you they’re solely for tobacco.
Innovative low-lives can hide any number of drugs in there “such as crack, heroin or prescription pills.” There’s nothing I love more than functional jewelry. And it comes in a necklace too!
For $40, you too can carry your drug habit in the open air, however my only gripe is the design. It’s so, how do you say, god awfully ugly. Maybe we can get Prada to make one out of crocodile and emeralds. How classy would you feel getting high on that supply? [Gawker via WTSP]