If I Were Tavi I'd Slap This Bitch!

Oct 31, 2008 - by Corey Moran

By now everyone who knows online fashion should know who the infamous Tavi is. For those of you who don't, she is a cute little 12 year old girl who blogs about her daily fashion choices. Her blog is Style Rookie.

She is hip, she is cool, and it is no surprise that more people are trying to ride her coat tail to success. Caroline the Hipster is one particular character who is trying to be her own little version of Tavi, and I am completely serious that her blog, video, music, and website in general makes me want to jab railroad spikes into my eyes and hang myself with fishing line. You may that think this is a bit much, but she is an embarrassment to the fashion world, and possibly even the hipster nation (yeah, it's so bad that I feel bad for hipsters).

Everything Tavi has done, this girl has negated it. She is a self proclaimed hipster from Upstate New York, who gives tips on a lifestyle she doesn't even seem to know anything about. She even goes so far as saying her dream goal is to model for American Apparel, and more or less name drops the company every other sentence that comes out of her mouth. Caroline, it's really bad when you are giving a company that much publicity and Dov Charney still wants nothing to do with you!

I am done giving this girl undeserving press, and I hope everyone reading this, after watching the video, is just as angry as I am right now. I would love for Caroline to comment or e-mail me or something, so I can figure out how much I have to pay her to never write or videotape herself again. So Caroline if you're out there my e-mail is [email protected]

Thank God for Tavi and every other good blog out there, because this girl almost just caused me to pack up all my shit and leave the fashion industry.

This is the first and last time I ever link to you Scandalishious so live it up.

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