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Edited by on May 20 2011 at 7:45 AM

In this Cannes Edition of Red Carpet Report CardBrooke Shields will be graded on her Marchesa Spring 2011 look worn to the 2011 amfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS Gala during the 2011 Cannes Film Festival. See how she looked after the jump.

RED CARPET REPORT CARD, CANNES EDITION: Brooke Shields in Marchesa

Brooke will be rated on the below categories, five being the highest and 1 being the lowest.

Fit: 3

Appropriateness: 4

Trendiness: 3

Styling: 3

Shoes: 4

Hair: 5

Makeup: 3

Pose: 2

Confidence: 3

RED CARPET REPORT CARD, CANNES EDITION: Brooke Shields in Marchesa

Brooke just does not do it for me, and this look is not on her side. The bottom is too tight, and the dress as a whole is too young for her. She looks stiff and completely confused, like she doesn’t know where the hell she is. Brooke needs to get her act together before people completely forget she was ever a model at all.

Story by Amanda Gabriele

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