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Edited by on March 4 2011 at 9:09 AM

Remember that lock of Justin Bieber‘s hair that Ellen Degeneres put up for auction? Yeah, me neither. Thankfully (?) someone remembered…to the tune of $40,688. In other news, I totally stole a lock of Miley Cyrus‘s hair out of the gutter she crawled out of this morning. Who wants to give me 20 bucks and a cocktail for it?

Someone Just Spent $40K on an Historical Footnote

The classy online casino shattered the dreams of a middle-aged pedo in Kansas when they ponied up the cash on Wednesday. All proceeds will go to animal rescue organization, The Gentle Barn Foundation, thus denying me more fur coats. Thanks, Biebs. issued a nauseating press release stuffed heartily with the overabundant usage of “belieber” and featuring the above image with the caption:

“Lock of Justin Bieber’s hair, bought by, encased in plexiglass for future generations.”

Future generations? I have two words to say to that: Backstreet Boys.

Link Love: Huffington Post


Story by Lester Brathwaite

I was center square from 1969 to 1978, during which I perfected the art of the zing as well as a crippling cocaine addiction. Bea Arthur was responsible for both. @LesFabian lester at