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Edited by on March 19 2009 at 8:00 AM

SPREAD UM: Aubrey ODay for DUB Magazine

UGGGGHHHHH Barf-A-Roni, the treat you get when you throw an average-looking former Playboy spread on the cover of an automobile lifestyles magazine. The makeup artist made sure her eyes looked as small as possible by lining them in thick black pencil, summoning raccoons everywhere to grab this issue off the newsstands. Her outfits are way gross too, but that dog is fucking cute!! That little white fur-ball stole the show.

GALLERY: Aubrey O’Day for DUB Magazine

LINKAGE: Hollywood Tuna

Story by Amanda Gabriele

I stole my first pair of platforms from the Spice Bus in 1997 when Anglophilia was all the rage. Collector of vintage bags, vinyl and kitchen appliances. My dream of becoming a butcher is momentarily on hiatus so I can teach you how to wear muumuus and apply false eyelashes. Follow me on Twitter @CrystlMeatballs.