Kate Upton Is Wearing the Itsiest, Bitsiet, Teensiest, Weensiest Bikini on the Cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
Edited by Lester Brathwaite
Seriously, is that even considered a swimsuit? A mild wave will sweep that bikini bottom right off, lady. But as we all know, Sports Illustrated‘s Swimsuit Issue, an annual love letter to horny teenage boys and fully-grown pervs alike, is not about swimming. It’s about hot models in barely-there bikinis and any model who graces its cover immediately becomes a household name. So welcome Kate Upton into your homes, fellas. And she’s brought along a few friends including Bar Refaeli, Irina Shayk, Chrissy Teigen, Adam Levine’s main squeeze Anne V and supermodel of the world Crystal Renn. Check out the ladies after the jump.