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ADDICT: 90210 Promotional Posters for May Sweeps ADDICT: 90210 Promotional Posters for May Sweeps

The CW has long held a spot in my heart for the way they are able to market their teen dramas. Gossip Girl ads are pure classics but it seems that 90210 doesn’t get the …

The Bashed: BagTV The Bashed: BagTV

We all survived the mini backpacks and see-through bags; but if 2009 means purses with built-in TVs, I’d sooner buy a time machine.
Available in a variety of colors and materials, the $400 BagTV has a …

The Bashed: Wino The Bashed: Wino

Indies,  I wanted to start 09 off right by threatening your stomachs to unleash the lattes you had this morning.  Yes, Amy is on the beach giving unobstructed view of inadequate tiddiez and if that didn’t …

The Bashed: Pre-Distressed Chucks The Bashed: Pre-Distressed Chucks

Naturally distressed Converse sneakers are almost as sentimental as great grandma’s baked macaroni recipe passed down through several generations. The thing I love about seeing someone sporting a nice beat up pair of these kicks …

Mother Mary Would Not Be Happy Mother Mary Would Not Be Happy

Correct me if I am wrong, but there is something terribly disturbing about celebrities who correct their unsuccessful past relationships by robbing the cradle. Madonna, like many others, has had her fair share of spotlight …

Christina Aguilera: The Urban Outfitters Poster Child Christina Aguilera: The Urban Outfitters Poster Child

I think Christina Aguilera is going through a mid-career identity crisis. She started us off with a young, cherub-like genie-in-a-bottle before moving to the oh-so-fabulous pin-up stage where she stayed for some time. Then she …

The Bashed: Donatella Versace The Bashed: Donatella Versace

Is this really Donatella Versace?
Donatella’s battled her demons in the past and even spent some time in rehab for alcohol and cocaine addictions. It looks like she’s transferred those addictions, taking some unhealthy cues …

The Bashed: Nancy Wu for Nike The Bashed: Nancy Wu for Nike

Nike has asked Nancy Wu to design a remix project for the brand. I have to say, the results disappoint me. Her illustrations and such are so adorable, but I can’t figure out how she …

Looking Robotic Is Not So Hypnotic Looking Robotic Is Not So Hypnotic

I didn’t get the memo that dressing like robots was the new thing. Regardless, I’m not sure I’d want to jump on board. Jennifer Connelly is looking more awkward than usual in this Givenchy number. …

The Bashed: Jenna Dewan The Bashed: Jenna Dewan

The Golden Globe Awards, aka my favorite time to barf on everyone’s fashion parade. Jenna Dewan did an exceptionally nice job of giving me material to bash. Not only is the Herve Leger bandage dress …

The Bashed: Rihanna The Bashed: Rihanna

Rihanna, I love you, but your fashion sense as of late has been getting on my last nerve. Out of all the tops in all the world, you choose this ruffled, midriff-baring, tranny-mess …

Want To Smell More Like Meat Than Paris Hilton’s Face? Want To Smell More Like Meat Than Paris Hilton’s Face?

No this is not a joke, Burger King has released a body spray called Flame. Judging by the picture, I would have to guess that the scent is somewhere between a dumpster full of male …

The Bashed: Jansport Backpack Guy The Bashed: Jansport Backpack Guy

It’s Monday, and you know what that means, another week of the best bashes we can dream up. Monday usually seems to be the best day to get this stuff off my chest, especially after …

Robo-Hoe Is A Prude! Robo-Hoe Is A Prude!

Le Trung’s social skills clearly suck it hard. So hard that he built himself a woman named, Aiko. I guess he got tired of getting those rejection letters from EHarmony. Robo-Hoe …

The Bashed: Whitney Port’s Spring 2009 Collection The Bashed: Whitney Port’s Spring 2009 Collection

When I saw Whitney Port’s Spring 2009 collection, I couldn’t help but laugh. Then, I got this funny feeling in my stomach and proceeded to vomit all over my keyboard. I initially thought that it …

Laurend Conrad Poses for Playboy…Oh Wait…That’s Carmen Electra Laurend Conrad Poses for Playboy…Oh Wait…That’s Carmen Electra

Is this Lauren Conrad or Carmen Electra? Guess we’ll never know, due to the high amounts of photoshop.
Oh a side note, I want that playboy bunny garment (if you can call it that). I think …

Beth Ditto Makes ‘Big’ Mistake, Blames Food! Beth Ditto Makes ‘Big’ Mistake, Blames Food!

I actually have no issue with Beth Ditto’s weight, although I have a ‘huge’ issue with the ideas of matching your hair color with your shoe choice…

The Bashed: Ivana Trump and Star Jones The Bashed: Ivana Trump and Star Jones

What do an ex daytime television diva and a woman that used to make expensive dirtiez to Donald Trumps crotch have in common? Both of them enjoy the fuzzy dead carcasses of woodland creatures. …

Horse Purse? I Think Neigh. Horse Purse? I Think Neigh.

Remember back in the day when carrying a purse that looked like your dog Fifi was all the rage? Those days are dead. I saw a woman uptown last week carrying a bag that looked …

Serena and Blair Have a New Queen Bee to Watch For Serena and Blair Have a New Queen Bee to Watch For

Seriously, the person who thought this was a good idea should be shot. Or at least impaled on that massive stinger of hers.  I hope scientists are ready to examine and continue breeding her brood …