Edited by Rebecca Alexander
11:26pm Finally… album of the year goes to Taylor Swift! Well deserved! Take that Kanye!
11:15pm I love/miss/adore/admire Eminem!
10:00pm Prince and Paris Jackson on stage!
10:00pm Why weren’t we warned about this 3D action?
9:57pm Usher is HOT!!!
9:48pm Tribute to Micheal Jackson features a bunch of random famous singers…like Celion Dion!
9:46pm Taylor Swift sings…with Stevie Nixx
9:45pm Ryan Seacrest again?
9:34pm Why is Chris O’donnell still important?
9:32pm Best rock album goes to Green Day ’21st Century Breakdown’
9:20pm Robert Downey Jr announces Jamie Foxx ‘Blame it on the…
9:18pm Record of the year goes to Kings of Leon ‘Use Somebody’
9:10pm Best comedy album (whatever that means) goes to Steven Colbert
8:58pm Is there a cue that says ‘STAND and CLAP’?
8:56pm Up now Black Eyed Peas…it’s gonna be a good night!
8:55pm Once again hate Miley Cyrus!
8:45pm Best new artist goes to The Zac Brown Band…who are these hicks?
8:42pm Pink has taken up aerial acrobatics, was dipped in water, currently dripping onto the crowd.
8:40pm Seal announces Pink!
8:25pm Beyonce sings Alanis Morissett’s You Otta Know…Amazing!
8:18pm Lamest performance EVER!
8:14pm Who the hell are these people?
8:13pm What is J.Lo wearing?
8:11pm Single Ladies!
8:09pm Song of the year goes to: wait for it…Steve pulls out an ipad!
8:07pm Our host Steven Colbert!
8:06pm That was it? Boring!
Giorgio Armani Prive
8:00pm Lady Gag opens! Long platinum blond locks, very revealing green glitter bathing suit, giant bruise on right thigh! Double piano with Elton John.
7:51pm Rihanna looks WOW!!! Some form of white big bird big neck gown thing, apparently it’s Elie Saab!
7:44pm Ciara wore a lace Givenchy pant suit, pulls a Lady Gaga with her visible underwear.
7:42pm Sheryl Crow has a two year old, wore Bottega Veneta.
7:40pm Ke$ha is an idiot! Likes buying tacos, describes her style as garbage can chic!
7:33pm Beyonce had glitter highlights added to her weave.
7:32pm Taylor Swift is sparkly head to toe, in a teal off the shoulder gown.
7:30pm Nicole Kidman towers over everyone around her, wore a black Prada halter gown.
7:28pm I hate Miley Cyrus!!!
7:26pm Jaime Fox has two grown daughters…how old is he?
7:24pm Carrie Underwood is super cute, wearing a white A line gown.
7:20pm Pink: platinum blond mohawk, another mermaid gown.
7:15pm Jennifer Hudson: looks like her head is shaved besides her bangs and high pony tail. If the dress looks familiar, that is cuz it’s Victoria Beckham!
7:12pm Trendspark: purposeful shirt half tuck, loving this look!
7:10pm Keri Hilson nominated for best new artist, looks gorgeous in a long nude mermaid gown by Dolce & Gabbana
7:09pm Seacrest talks to the Fray, they are currently working on a new album.
7:03pm Black Eyed Peas talk to Seacrest, Fergie looks glowy, Josh joins on stage. Boy is he Hot!
7:02pm Heidi Klum looks amazing post baby!
7:00pm. Oh god. Tony Braxton has a half shaved head.