Edited by Samantha Lim
In hopes to outshine Kim Kardashian‘s 72 day sham, Britney Spears is officially engaged to marry her 40 year old man of the moment Jason Trawick. She confirmed via everyone’s favorite news source, Twitter, with an: “OMG. Last night Jason surprised me with the one gift I’ve been waiting for. Can’t wait to show you! SO SO SO excited!!!! Xxo.” Everyone remembers her last marriage to the train wreck trash that was Kevin Federwhatever, preceeded by her 55 hour romp in the betrothed bed to Jason Alexander. Needless to say, we wish her better luck this time around. He’s off to a good start with the chic choice of a 3 carat round diamond with pave stones on the band. Congratulations Brit Brit!