Miss Cleo’s 9 Predictions for Sh*t That Will Definitely Go Down in Fashionville in 2013

Call Meh Now!!!

RED CARPET REPORT CARD: Dita von Teese in Jenny Packham

In this edition of Red Carpet Report Card, Dita von Teese will be graded on her Jenny Packham Fall 2010 dress worn to Perez Hilton’s Blue Ball Birthday Celebration in Hollywood. See how she looked after the jump.

David LaChapelle Suing Rihanna’s Nonexistent Pants Off

Rihanna‘s controversial video for “S&M” — it’s already been banned in 11 countries — has got David LaChapelle seeing red…or at least pink outlined in zebra print. The photog is suing the popstar for copying the ‘composition, total concept, feel, tone, mood, theme, colours, props, settings, decors, wardrobe and lighting’ of his work.

Muse of the World: Purse of My Heart

Janis Joplin and I could have been purse buddies. Oprah makes people do the strangest things. Lindsay Kleptohan? And Eau No de Gaga.

MUSIC VIDEO PREMIERE: Rihanna – S&M

Rihanna‘s new video for S&M is full of latex, wild hair, and Perez Hilton?!

What Is Perez Hilton Doing?? Guess and WIN!!

A silky nighty? A seedy hotel room? A woman? Love…or something is in the air, but what? What on earth is Perez Hilton about to do?!

Answer to WIN! (Click through for details)

Curling Our Hair In Honor Of Farah Fawcett Plastic

Calling all Barbie wannabe lovers!! Barbie Holiday catalogue has just updated their new dolls, and today we’re celebrating Farrah Fawcett’s and how scary it is that they look identical!

The Doobie: 9/27 – 10/1

Welcome to The Doobie, Honey’s weekly buzz wrap where, you guessed it, we’re e-delivering important recaps from the wild, crazy, (and sometimes naked!) world of pop culture. Peep what celebrities, crazies and lovelies fit under our spotlight… The Numbers Are In– Glee’s “Britney” episode sets record ratings for …

KOENA MITRA AT MILIIONSOFMILKSHAKE

SOURCE:KOENA MITRA AT MILIIONSOFMILKSHAKE
For a change we like this lady behind the counter. Koena think looked great at the launch in this tube Betty Johnson outfit.

Quite like it! The company is owned by Indians and has hollywood celebrities who have already made their signature shakes at Millions of Milkshakes like Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson, La Toya Jackson, Kim Kardashian, Ciara, Lil Kim, justin timberlake,Perez Hilton, Stephanie Pratt, Ron Artest, Russell Simmons, Vivica Fox, Aaron Carter, Donny Osmond.

What do you guys think?

BP To Plug Mel Gibson Next

Did you ever have one of those days where nothing seems to make you go mmmm? Far be it from me not to have an opinion on just about everything in today’s headlines, mind you. The Gulf Oil Spill is finally capped. It seems like that saga has gone on longer that than the War in Iraq. Yes, the gusher is sealed, yet there seemed to be no real celebratory hooray from the media. It took second spot to that Wall Street non-starter reform package. Here I thought it was all about the fact that whole areas of land and wildlife were being destroyed, families forced to move away and start new lives, America’s greatest disaster on record. And the response was like…”Ho hum”. Are we that desensitized to great news as opposed to the titanic response to let’s say, Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston’s engagement? How about the 80th newly released audio tape from that crazy lunatic Mel Gibson, kvetching about how broke and horny he is? My suggestion to BP executives and Hilary Rosen, their public relations point person, to combat the unending bad publicity caused by the spill, would be to use the same plugging device on Mel Gibson and watch how quickly the tide will turn for a positive spin. Imagine, a picture of Mel Gibson with a big BP plug in his mouth on the cover of People, Us Weekly, Star, The Huffington Post, Perez Hilton, D-Listed, Gawker. But what do I know?