Edited by Jessica Lapidos
‘Tis a cry full of mixed emotions. My first and strongest feeling will always be one of longing for her Heroes hair, when it was lusciously long, bouncing in loose curls. She forwent her streaming tresses about a year ago in exchange for a bob, cutting her ties to innocence, and to my heart. Now she’s fussing with it again, making it even shorter and choppier. I do give her kudos for trying. Perhaps her stance was that long hair is easy, it doesn’t take any balls at all to keep your hair long. But Hayden, the world didn’t love you for having balls. We loved you because you’re gorgeous, and your hair accentuated that. Now you have to wait YEARS (or minutes, depending on the skills of your hair extensionist) to get it back. Let’s take a journey through Hayden Patteniere‘s hair, so you can be forewarned when she
baldly boldly steps onto the killer screen in Scream 4.