Edited by Kirby Marzec
Growing up in cold-as-hell Buffalo NY, I never really understood the concept of tanning. Okay, so you go to a sweaty and oily tanning bed, lay still for 10+ minutes while you accumulate skin cancer and walk out looking more orange than tan. If there is anything more perplexing than tanning beds, it’s the Playboy Bunny or heart shaped stickers trampy girls put on their bikini line during tanning. These sun tattoos are hideous…most of the time people end up looking like they have skin pigmentation disease or something of the sort.
But compared to the full back sun tattoo (pictured above), I would rather have Playboy bunnies all over my face. Basically, this sun tattoo is accomplished by wearing a robe with cutout designs all over it. Tan for a few days and voila, you are now that idiot with the garden scene on your back. Hey, good news is if you get skin cancer, at least it will be in the shape of a flower!