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RANDOM COOL SHIT / July 8 2009 3:57 PM

THE TEN: Model Status Celebrity Children

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After enduring 9 months of pregnancy, spending thousands of dollars on preparing a baby room and struggling to pick the perfect, not too bizarre, not too common, baby name, the last thing a parent wants is an ugly child. While some celebrity kids look like they’ve taken a shovel to the face (cough…Rumer Willis), here is a list of the top ten, model status, celebrity children. If not on the silver screen, these kids will most likely end up on a runway: 

THE TEN: Model Status Celebrity Children 1.) PRESLEY- son of Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber 

THE TEN: Model Status Celebrity Children 2.) ROMEO- son of Victoria and David Beckham 

THE TEN: Model Status Celebrity Children 3.) NAHLA- daughter of Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry

THE TEN: Model Status Celebrity Children 4.) KINGSTON- son of Gewn Stefani and Gavin Rossdale 

THE TEN: Model Status Celebrity Children 5.) SHILOH- daughter of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

THE TEN: Model Status Celebrity Children 6.) SURI- daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise

THE TEN: Model Status Celebrity Children 7.) APPLE- daughter of Gwenyth Paltrow and Chris Martin

THE TEN: Model Status Celebrity Children 8.) JADEN- son of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith 

THE TEN: Model Status Celebrity Children 9.) VIOLET- daughter of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner 

THE TEN: Model Status Celebrity Children 10.) HENRY- son of Heidi Klum and Seal 

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Uncategorized / November 17 2008 5:39 PM

Nepotism Takes Over The World

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Nepotism Takes Over The World

Most Influencial Baby: Suri Cruise

Nepotism Takes Over The World

Jolie-Pitt Kids: Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh

Nepotism Takes Over The World

Sam Alexis Woods

Nepotism Takes Over The World

Cruz Beckham

Nepotism Takes Over The World

Matilda Rose Ledger

Nepotism Takes Over The World

David Banda: Madonna's Adopted Son

Nepotism Takes Over The World

Sean Preston Federline

Nepotism Takes Over The World

Sam Sheen

Popcrunch just posted the Forbes Top Ten Most Influential Celebrity Babies of 2008, a dangerous story for me to review after eating lunch. The only influence babies have is a blaring reminder to take The Pill, so the strange worship of celebrity spawn both baffles and creeps me out.

First off, babies are not style stars. The clothing they wear is a direct reflection of the parents’ or stylist’s taste. If my mom would have let me dress myself at that age, I would have looked like a raver debutante on Mescaline. Even worse, the tabloids exploit these poor little demons when mommy and daddy fuck up just to sell more copies of their washed-up old rags. These babies have no idea when they are caught in the middle of a nasty divorce, so please let them be. Not to mention that half of the kids on this list are sucking their thumbs in the photos. Bitch please, that is no way to make love to the camera. Here is the Top 10 list:

1. Suri Cruise
2. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt
4. Pax Jolie-Pitt
5. Sam Alexis Woods
6. Cruz Beckham
7. Matilda Rose Ledger
8. David Banda
9. Sean Preston Federline
10. Sam Sheen

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