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THE TEN: Hot Mess’ (Via Buzznet)

Eleven Past Eleven created a hilarious list on in honor of Cobra Starship’s new album ‘Hot Mess,’ counting off the celebs (and wannabe celebs) that they believe to be a hot mess.  We usually love to have tens of our own, but this was too clever to pass up.

Picture 101. Amy Winehouse: Hot: For being a popular british singer, and bringing back the Beehive; Mess: For being a notorious drug addict and alcoholic, having unnattractive teeth, and eating disorders, ect.

Picture 112. Trace Cyrus: Hot: For being the Lead singer of Metro Station, being Miley Cyrus’ big brother; Mess: For being the Lead singer of Metro Station, His face, Twitter-Dating / Twitter-Breaking up with Demi Lovato, Whispery-Rapist voice.

Picture 123. : Hot: For being the bassist of Fall Out Boy, Ashlee Simpsons hubby, & being the owner of Clandestine Industries, Crush Management, and Decaydance Records, OH. And his guyliner; Mess: For leaking n00dz, having random panic attacks against the press & for supporting The Millionaires.

Picture 134. Gabe Saporta: Hot: For being the lead singer of Cobra Starship, and having hypnotizing hips; Mess: For deciding to manage and support a band called Millionaires.

Picture 145. : Hot: For being known everywhere; Mess: For scaring small children, creating Scene kids, ect.

Picture 156. : Hot: For her self confidence and clever song writing skills; Mess: For flashing, and fashion faux-pas

Picture 167. Guy Ripley: Hot: For his accent; Mess: For stalking Cobra Starship / William Beckett a little too much.

Picture 178. Ryan Ross: Hot: For once being loved for his Rose Vest and peacock hairdo; also being the cute guitarist backup singer for Panic(!) At The Disco; Mess: For completely changing the sound of PATD into a Beatles-esque band, then quitting said band. As well as a random and misleading marriage.

Picture 189. : Hot: Known for singing ‘Situations’; Mess: For being put in the slammer, due to assault charges.

Picture 1910. (And my favorite) Perez Hilton: Hot: *Original* Founder of Multicolored Hair trend; Mess: Bad mouths and whines; And can’t take a punch.


Thank you Eleven Past Eleven, thank you.

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WARPED TOUR WATCH: Showing Off Your Bra




VersaEmerge, The Millionaires, and are among a few of the band girls who weren’t afraid to let their bras peak out this Warped tour. Seems social acceptable enough, also probably because it was 100 degrees in every city Warped went through. And I’d much prefer ‘underwear as outerwear’ as a trendspark compared to ‘not wearing a bra,’ wouldn’t you?

Photos via the Warped Tour group on Buzznet



WARPED TOUR WATCH: AP Releases ‘Faces Of Warped’

Picture 1Alternative Press photographer Chad Sengstock has been making the rounds of Warped Tour taking photos of people on, off, back, and in front of the stage in honor of the Tour’s 15-year anniversary. Spot bands like and the Millionaires, and fans from cities all over the country!

See the photos from Alt Press

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