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CELEBULITE, NEWS / November 9 2011 5:49 PM

Mariah Carey Loses 700 lbs, Back to Dressing Like an Over-the-Hill Hooker

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Mariah Carey, god bless you. Always willing to take the diva schtick to levels even Diana Ross would look at twice before saying, “Really, tranny?,” Mimi is emancipated once again — though this time it’s from that tank she was huffing around in during her 23-month pregnancy. After losing 70 lbs — 40 in water weight during the first week, the other 30 using Jenny (née Craig) — the first thing the songbird did was strip down and whip out her best late-90s hoochie for a new commercial. And she didn’t even have to resort to any completely obvious camera trickery — key words being “completely obvious.”

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CELEBULITE, CULTURE, FASHION, SPREAD'EM / August 4 2011 7:59 AM

Jennifer Lopez Covers Vanity Fair’s September Issue

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Called it. In a major coup for her neverending comeback, diva-extraordinaire Jennifer Lopez has given her first post-divorce interview to Vanity Fair — not to tabloid trash like People or Us Weekly, thank you very much — for the all-important September issue, featuring their “72nd International Best-Dressed List.” Honestly, whoever’s pulling the strings behind the scenes of La Lopez Inc. knows exactly what they’re doing. I’m not saying this divorce was planned but the next step would have been rehab.

Jennifer Lopez Covers Vanity Fairs September Issue

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CELEBULITE / January 11 2011 3:52 PM

7 Fashionistas Disguised as Actresses

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Now that awards season has descended upon us all like a blizzard of sequins and tulle, the nation’s red carpets will be crowded with starlets jockeying for attention. Some of them will be there with acceptance speeches in tow, and others will just be happy to be nominated. Then there are those so-called actresses who barely go to the movies let alone star in them, yet are there because they love wearing gowns, heels and chandelier earrings. Their presence is not offensive, rather, they are often among the best dressed…but I defy you to name one movie you’ve seen them in within the last year.

7 Fashionistas Disguised as Actresses

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