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Edited by on October 25 2010 at 11:59 AM

17-year-old Taylor Momsen — or as I like to refer to her, ‘My Main Argument for Birth Control’ — flashed her tits while onstage at a concert.

Taylor Momsen Reveals Tits/DesperationApparently there were pasties covering her jailbait nips so we can all breathe a sigh of relief: Jenny Humphrey isn’t a complete skank.

Momsen seems hellbent on becoming this generation’s Wendy O. Williams. Fine. But any bimbo can flash her boobs — Joe Francis taught us that.

If you want to shock people, take out those cheap flaxen extensions, wipe off those heinous raccoon eyes and eat a goddamn sandwich.

I’m sure that’d be a surprise to everyone.

LINK LOVE: Hollywood Life

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I was center square from 1969 to 1978, during which I perfected the art of the zing as well as a crippling cocaine addiction. Bea Arthur was responsible for both. @LesFabian lester at fashionindie.com