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Edited by on June 24 2010 at 1:48 PM

Amanda Bynes took to Twitter on Saturday to announce that she has retired from acting. We at Fashion Indie would love for her to keep busy so we complied a list of things she can now do with her free time.Ten Things Amanda Bynes Can Do After Retiring

Ten Things Amanda Bynes Can Do After Retiring1. Pursue her love of black men.

Before announcing via Twitter that should would be retiring Amanda made sure the world knew what kind of guy she goes for. “I like black men I’m very attracted to them just fyi.”

Ten Things Amanda Bynes Can Do After Retiring2. Finally party with Lindsay Lohan

Being a child actor is hard nowadays with all the temptations that are readily available.  Amanda who kept her nose clean (pun intended) throughout her whole career can finally let loose and party Lohan style.

Ten Things Amanda Bynes Can Do After Retiring3. Create her own urban dictionary.

Amanda has been known to break down popular words on her Twitter page such as: “BF = boyfriend” “GF = girlfriend,” and “OG is also original gangsta to me being an OG means you’re fresh so it can be said as a compliment.”

Ten Things Amanda Bynes Can Do After Retiring4. Record an album

Maybe Amanda has fallen out of love with the whole acting thing, but she can still come out with an album. If she gets with the right producers and songwriters I’m sure she can pull of a hit or two.

Ten Things Amanda Bynes Can Do After Retiring

5. Finally get back with Frankie Muniz

If you’ve seen the movie Big Fat Liar, then you know their chemistry is undeniable. They can finally fulfill their preteen desires for one another.

Ten Things Amanda Bynes Can Do After Retiring6. Adopt a kid from a 3rd world country.

Anyone who is anyone know that kids from poor countries are the must have accessories. Instead of watching the kid she can plop it down in front of a TV and play All That reruns.

Ten Things Amanda Bynes Can Do After Retiring

7. Release a sextape.

When Amanda said she was through with acting, I’m assuming she meant TV and films. This leaves her the perfect loophole to create her own sextape and have it “accidentally” leaked.

Ten Things Amanda Bynes Can Do After Retiring8. Reunite with the cast of All That

Seriously, with the exception of Keenan Thompson, what are these guys doing. They can all start a old child actors club.

Ten Things Amanda Bynes Can Do After Retiring

9. Start a new fashion label.

I’m pretty sure Amanda tried and failed at starting her own collection for the now extinct, Steve & Barry, but now she has a lot more time on her hands to create some decent pieces. If it doesn’t work out she can always to something for Walmart.

Ten Things Amanda Bynes Can Do After Retiring10. Give up on Twitter.

When Miley Cyrus left Twitter, the world was at a standstill. If Amanda did the same maybe people would actually care she was retiring.

Story by McArthur Joseph

McArthur (aka Mac) is a stylist & founder of dailyMISTER.com Follow him:@mcarthurjoseph