The Bashed: Whitney Port’s Spring 2009 Collection



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The Bashed: Whitney Ports Spring 2009 Collection

When I saw Whitney Port’s Spring 2009 collection, I couldn’t help but laugh. Then, I got this funny feeling in my stomach and proceeded to vomit all over my keyboard. I initially thought that it couldn’t get much worse than the hideous jersey cocktail dresses of Lauren Conrad, but oh, I was so wrong. There is something very disheartening about tie-dyed cotton dresses and booty shorts alongside zip-up purple tanks and off the shoulder bohemian dresses. I remember seeing sorry excuses for fashion, almost identical to Port’s collection, at the Limited Too when I was six. 

The hysterical laughing, followed my vomiting, continued when I realized that one of Port’s dresses goes for $345. Yes, it’s the name you are paying for, but if you tell someone who has never seen The Hills, they will undoubtedly say, “Whitney who?” Why on earth would you pay for the awful design of a fashion senseless diva who probably made her claim to “fame” because daddy pulled a few strings. 

 

Forget presents this Christmas, all I want is for pathetic designers like Whitney Port to realize that they have no talent. 

 

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Article by Kirby Marzec

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  1. melleymel says:

    Oh geez….why would she punish us like this and make us look at this AWFUL collection?! I know she can do better. I have seen her wearing such nice clothes. I mean even if she had flipped through Vogue or Harper's Bazaar…she could have avoided this! And Kelly Cutrone was backing her up the whole way?! WHY?!

  2. melleymel says:

    Oh geez….why would she punish us like this and make us look at this AWFUL collection?! I know she can do better. I have seen her wearing such nice clothes. I mean even if she had flipped through Vogue or Harper's Bazaar…she could have avoided this! And Kelly Cutrone was backing her up the whole way?! WHY?!

  3. Wendy says:

    These designs are super fug :?

  4. UuUuUuUggggllleeeeeeee! says:

    This line is TERRIBLE. EW!

  5. Soft Touch says:

    Wow. This is an awfully nasty thing to write. Dudette, she’s just doing her thing. Maybe it’s not meant to be the oh so cool high fashion bull shit that you think it is. What an ignorant fuck of a blogger. If you don’t like it – ignore it. You sound like you stuck the carrot way too far up your own arse.

  6. Andy Wass says:

    I can’t even see past the color scheme to assess the designs…. :|

  7. Amanda Gabriele says:

    Yet another keyboard ruined by a foul spring 09 collection.

  8. Me says:

    wow. does anyone else think it’s a bit odd that all the models look like her? and i feel bad, because she actually has a great position at DVF! way to embarass the company whit

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