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Edited by on December 2 2010 at 1:55 PM

Well, Katy Perry‘s nominated for album of the year. I realized there was no god last year when Taylor Swift won that alleged honor. Now I’m convinced that not only is there no god, but that the Grammys are actually the devil. If you care, there’s a list of nominees after the jump.

 

The Grammy Nominations Are Out...Whoopty F ing Doo

Praying to the Grammy Devil already, Katy? Trash.

Photo: Getty Images

Album of the Year:

The Suburbs – Arcade Fire

Recovery – Eminem

Need You Now – Lady Antebellum

The Fame Monster – Lady Gaga (2nd year in a row, perhaps 2 times will be the charm?)

Teenage Dream – Katy Perry (really?)

Record of the Year:

“Nothin’ On You” – B.o.B. f/ Bruno Mars

“Love the Way You Lie” – Eminem f/ Rihanna

“Fuck You” – Cee-Lo Green (Dear Cee-Lo, You’re welcome. xoxo, Gwyneth)

“Empire State of Mind” - Jay-Z f/ Alicia Keys

“Need You Now” – Lady Antebellum

Song of the Year:

“Beg, Steal or Borrow” – Ray LaMontagne And The Pariah Dogs

“Fuck You” – Cee-Lo Green

“The House That Built Me” – Miranda Lambert

“Love the Way You Lie” – Eminem f/ Rihanna

“Need You Now” – Lady Antebellum

Best New Artist:

Justin Bieber (Why doesn’t someone just kick me in the nads right now and save me the pain of this awards show?)

Drake

Florence of the Machine

Mumford & Sons

Esperanza Spalding

For the full, dreadful list of nominees, visit Grammy.com

If you’re at all like me (read: drunk), then you’re probably wondering “Where in gay hell is Robyn?” Well, luckily (or not depending on your view of winning a Grammy) our pop maven from Sweden is nominated for Best Dance Recording for “Dancing On My Own,” i.e. “The Best Song of 2010.”

The Grammys really don’t reflect what’s going on in music today therefore they don’t matter. Hell, I can’t remember the last time then was the Grammys did matter?

Oh, that’s right:

The Grammy Nominations Are Out...Whoopty F ing Doo

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I was center square from 1969 to 1978, during which I perfected the art of the zing as well as a crippling cocaine addiction. Bea Arthur was responsible for both. @LesFabian lester at fashionindie.com