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The Lohan Tan: Life’s a Breach

Everything’s coming up Lindsay! The walking, talking, drinking, smoking, snorting art installation known as Lindsay Lohan is on a legal roll these days. After serving her 35-day house arrest sentence — during which she nabbed an editorial spread with Italian Vanity Fair, thank you very much — LiLo’s litigious load was further lightened.

The Lohan Tan: Lifes a Breach

Photo: The Fashion Spot

Remember that time Lindsay allegedly stole a formula for her “Sevin Nyne by Lindsay Lohan” tanning spray. Rather, do you remember “Sevin Nyne by Lindsay Lohan” tanning spray?

Well, White Wave International Labs Inc. did. And they tried to sue a ho, alleging the “actress” and her business partner — which I’m assuming is not code for scissor sister — copied their formula after obtaining samples of White Wave’s tanner.

Last Thursday, however, a federal judge threw out the case due to lack of personal jurisdiction and citing Lindsay’s indirect ownership of the brand thus freeing her from any breach of contract.

Whew! I’m glad that’s finally over. Now we can get back to what really matters, i.e. this photo from the Lohan VF shoot. Is it just me or does it seem that in 30 (read:10) years, Lindsay will look more or less like Donatella Versace?

Here’s hoping! [WWD]


Written by Lester Brathwaite

I was center square from 1969 to 1978, during which I perfected the art of the zing as well as a crippling cocaine addiction. Bea Arthur was responsible for both. @LesFabian lester dot brathwaite at gmail