Some holiday parties entail standing in a corner whilst eating small meats and cheeses, avoiding eye contact and dry convos.

Last night’s Chandelier holiday party was not the sort.

GROWN men dressed as stuffed animals, a naked intern peep show, shirtless and sequined-pantsed men, and a transsexual Santa – you might’ve choked on your eggnog.

The Only Holiday Party in Town

A man dressed as a shark greeted guests and stretched out a sign: “Make Out with Somebody Tonight.” Bikini clad girls passed out cotton candy and hot dogs. And Amanda Lepore sat atop her velvety red throne as an undeniably naughty Santa.

Next year skip Grandma’s Holiday Festivus and stick with Chandelier. Those guys can party.

The Only Holiday Party in Town

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