Edited by Lester Brathwaite on
Though the Royal Wedding guest list has officially been announced, future Princess of Wales, Kate Middleton, drummed up a list of her own that unfortunately did not meet the approval of The Queen. The following is that very guest list.*
*The Queen, it should be noted, is a huge SATC fan, though. She’s a total Samantha.
- Flavor Flav, he always said he wanted to wear Big Ben as a necklace
- Michelle Obama, at least one of us will be wearing McQueen
- Cher, I really want to gay this wedding up and Elton John‘s been slacking lately
- Sean Penn, I have a thing for Madonna‘s exes
- Muammar Gaddafi, too soon?
- Lady Gaga, only so she can see what it feels like not being the center of attention
- Naomi Campbell, I already added blood diamonds to the bridal registry
- The girls of Sex and the City, I wonder if they can write me into the third movie
- Fergie, the one from the Black Eyed Peas
- And since I was a wee Kate, I’ve wanted The Spice Girls at my wedding! Except Posh, I never really cared for her…