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by on January 10, 2012

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I’m here to party. That’s kind of how we feel about this fresh sneaker-boot from the style scientists over at Shoelab. The sharp structure and handsome colors mean business while the rubber sole is all fun. Just don’t wear them on the red carpet, please.

Get them for a steal – $84 to be exact – at Topman.


Contributed by Amanda Gabriele

I stole my first pair of platforms from the Spice Bus in 1997 when Anglophilia was all the rage. Collector of vintage bags, vinyl and kitchen appliances. My dream of becoming a butcher is momentarily on hiatus so I can teach you how to wear muumuus and apply false eyelashes. Follow me on Twitter @CrystlMeatballs.