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Edited by on February 6 2012 at 9:54 AM

uniboob is nearly always a tragedy. There’s a darn good reason we have two of them, and seeing just one can be a bit jostling. It’s especially shocking on a couture runway in Roma. To keep you abreast of the situation, the literally titled “Fishlike Alien With A Literal Boob In The Center” is by bridal and couture designer Gianni Molaro, a wacky wedding dress designer, maker of “couture art”, and now likely considered one of the top Italian comedians*.

Uniboob Alien Alert on Rome Runway


I will say, it’s refreshing to see a boob on the runway that doesn’t belong to a model. It seems in the past couple of years, and grossly intensifying last year, models have been clothed for the runway with nothing covering the breastesses. Whether it’s sheer, a loose knit, or nothing these looks are leaving models’ tits out for the world to see.

Congratulations to Gianni Moralo for putting himself on the map with this Fishlike Alien with a Literal Boob in the Center. Now he needs a bride who wants/is dealing with a uniboob.

*Gianni Moralo is not, nor ever was a comedian. Though I might not know, I don’t speak Italian. This is just hilarious.

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I impart my daily love of light layering, thick-as-thieves platforms and undiscovered fashionable gems. I love to turn a phrase, and in truth I'm a designer at werq.