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by on December 6, 2011

While the Victoria’s Secret Angels go through often severe measures to keep their heavenly bodies runway-ready, sometimes a girl just gets tired of trying. Hailing from the Midwest of Doom, these Bizarro Angels, finding that their wings could no longer support their girth, hung them up for good and started eating their feelings. 1000 pounds and several Sex and the City marathons later, here they are —  big and beautiful as ever. 

Victorias Secret Probably Has to Do with Its Morbidly Obese Angels


Rosie Huntington-Whiteley‘s Burberry body has gone to the trenches.


Contributed by Lester Brathwaite

I was center square from 1969 to 1978, during which I perfected the art of the zing as well as a crippling cocaine addiction. Bea Arthur was responsible for both. @LesFabian lester dot brathwaite at gmail