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Edited by Lester Brathwaite on December 6 2011 at 3:35 PM

When Doutzen Kroes rolled out of bed this morning, she continued rolling until she rolled into a shallow ditch, where she’s currently flaying like a helpless foal.

Story by Lester Brathwaite

I was center square from 1969 to 1978, during which I perfected the art of the zing as well as a crippling cocaine addiction. Bea Arthur was responsible for both. @LesFabian lester dot brathwaite at gmail