Carrying a giant lobster on your head all day is exhausting! (It drives one to smoking.)

Survey some of the season’s most bizarre head ornaments with Vogue Italia‘s “Glitter.”

Vogue Italia: Super Weird Headgear!!

The life of a lobster atop a model’s head… a posh life – minus the smoke.

Vogue Italia: Super Weird Headgear!!

With plaid and sheen dresses, busy floral backgrounds and spiky headdresses, model Dree Hemingway and photographer Richard Burbridge capture complete chaos. And it’s kind of cool!

Vogue Italia: Super Weird Headgear!!Robby Spencer did a tremendous job in curating the look for these Elizabethian-esque images. Bravo Vogue Italia!