When Reality “Stars” Go Over Their 15 Minutes

When Reality Stars Go Over Their 15 Minutes fashionWhen Reality Stars Go Over Their 15 Minutes fashion

Like our Faberlours leader Daniel Saynt,  I’m sickened at the news of Lauren Conrad showing at L.A. Fashion Week, but that’s not sayin’ much seeing that L.A.’s fashion week usually sucks ballz.  It’s just a sick chemo-therapeutic mess cuz apparently Lauren didn’t get the memo that it was over.  She instead decided to waste the last few seconds of her ‘15′ puttin’ out a “fashion” line that she ripped off of rejected leftovers from The Gap.  Poor Poo!  She thought we actually cared about her 2nd rate goods.

When Reality Stars Go Over Their 15 Minutes fashionWhen Reality Stars Go Over Their 15 Minutes fashion

Boo,  we didn’t watch you and your fellow spoiled brats on that silly “Laguna Beach” or “The Hills” and we definitely ain’t buying your flimsy, craft-store,  home-economics, flea market “chic” crap.  Especially for those ridiculous prices, just so you can buy yourself some more Kobe beef at Mr. Chows when all you’re really gonna do is throw it up laterz anyway.  C’mon Sweetie,  get your head outta your crapper and look at what you’ve done……..you don’t feel that…….YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN THAT!!!

When Reality Stars Go Over Their 15 Minutes fashionWhen Reality Stars Go Over Their 15 Minutes fashion

Of course she’s just a face for some cash-whore company that wants to sell some trash to the spoiled little gremlins that watched her make a fool of herself on TV and are aspiring to be that much of an idiot,  poor children.  Also m’love, just so you know,  If you’re showing at L.A. Fashion Week,  I’ll be in the front row with a bucket of red paint……….and you’re not even using fur.  That’ll teach yo’ ass.

-Z’maji, The Glam’rist




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