While this photo may look super enticing from far away, that face will haunt my dreams.

Who Does Bret Michaels Think Hes FoolingI love a naked rock star more than anyone but this image of Bret Michaels on the cover of Billboard Magazine is ridiculous. Now I’ve seen many episodes of Bret Michaels’s Rock Of Love and his abs have never looked like that. I’m pretty sure the last time he really looked like this as when he was rocking out with Poison a decade ago. (No matter how long he claimed he starved or how many situps he claimed to do before the shoot.

Now I have the heeby jebbys. Thanks Bret!